Cantsleep_klown_willeatme
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I am looking for:Man
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Zip Code:37160
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Age:37
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Body:Unspecified
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Ethnicity:Didn't say
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Education:Didn't say
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Has Kids:Didn't say
ABOUT
My name is Nikki, but my friends call me Tits McGee. I'm just a FAT CHICK from Shelbyville, TN. I'm an aid on a special education school bus.. yes they pay me to ride the short bus! My boss doesn't require me to wear a helmet, yet. I have a graveyard tan and horrible skin. I'm Little Debbie's worst nightmare. Most of the time I'm clueless and clumsy. I don't give out my number, not that anyone will ask, but just in case, DON'T ASK. I'm not here looking to "hook up" with anyone. I'm not sure what else to write here... no one reads it anyway lol...if you have any questions just ask, I guess :)
HighSchool: Shelbyville Central High School
Music: Chevelle, Theory Of A Deadman, Incubus, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Kopek, Blink 182, Tool, Stone Temple Pilots, Deftones, Mudvayne, A Perfect Circle, Atreyu, Blue October, NIN, Papa Roach, Coheed and Cambira, Cradle Of Filth, Puscifer, Hellyeah, Good Charlotte, Pink Floyd, Three Days Grace, Seether, 12 Stones, My Chemical Romance, The Exies, Egypt Central, 10 Years, Slipknot, Red Hot Chili Peppers, ICP, Kittie, Puddle Of Mudd, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Sex Pistols, Sonic Youth, Blues Traveler, Five Finger Death Punch, BNL, System Of A Down, Alison Krauss, Soulfly, Skillet, Hollywood Undead, Hed PE, John Mayer, Shinedown, Butthole Surfers, Joydrop, Motorhead, My Chemical Romance, Train, Audioslave, Alter Bridge, Killswitch Engage, Lamb Of God, Bullet For My Valentine, As I Lay Dying, Soulfly, Sister Hazel, Staind, Matchbox 20, A7x, White Stripes, The Band Perry, Breaking Benjamin, Taken By Trees, Evanescence.. lots of other shit!
TV: The Simpsons, Oddities, Dexter, Billy The Exterminator, Futurama, Squidbillies, ATHF, The First 48, The Defenders, Dinosaurs, King of the Hill, Family Guy, AFV, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Married With Children, Cold Case, Sons Of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, My Big Redneck Wedding, Bayou Billionaires, My Big Redneck Vacation, The Oblongs, Swamp People, True Blood, Law and Oder:SVU
Books: The Outsiders, Rumble Fish, The Shack, Summer Sisters, The Twilight Saga,The Lottery by Shirley Jackson (it's really a short story, not a book, but still just as awesome.. Read it if you haven't!!!), anything by V.C. Andrews, Stephen King, and Edgar Allan Poe.
Sports: Fat Chicks don't play sports.. unless it's competitive eating! And also, don't check into it, but I'm a black belt in Tongue Wrestling! Is putt putt considered a sport? I think it is. I play it too. And Burger Curls!
Interests: Laughing, THE SIMPSONS!, Music/ Concerts, Reading, Cupcakes, Shooting rats with my BB gun, Coloring in my big ass coloring books, Car Karaoke, Dashboard drumming, Gummy Bears (not worms, yuck!), Heading banging to Mozart, pickle juice, the color green, throwing rocks at cars, people watching, blowing spit bubbles, Mario Kart, snuggling, ketchup sandwiches, and photography
Movies: Let The Right One In, A Clockwork Orange, The Human Centipede, The Garbage Pail Kids, District 9, Shutter Island, Natural Born Killers, The Book Of Eli, Bebe's Kids, Cannibal Holocaust, Strangleland, The Collector, Devil, I Am Legend, 30 Days Of Night, Hostel 1&2, Saw, Daybreakers, The hills Have Eyes, House Of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Paranormal Activity, Repo Men, Zombieland, Doomsday, I Spit On Your Grave, Ichi The Killer, Audition, Blow, American Gangster, The Wild And Wonderful Whites OF West Virginia (everyone should watch this documentary!!!), Anything scary, the bloodier the better!!!
BestFeatures: my GREEN eyes
Dreams: Oh boy sleep, that's where I'm a viking! And to have a shotgun wedding :)
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